Iceland Teen Calls Bush On Private Number
December 10, 2007 //
Hello? This Is George.
Yes, My Refrigerator
Is Running. Bjork Who?
Current Winning Comment Haiku:
Maya? Maya Who?
Maya Ministration Is
A Lame Duck Failure?
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Links to the original news item:
Did Iceland Teen Call Secret White House Phone? (ABC News)
Teen Calls Bush on His ‘Private Line’ (Political Machine)
Teenager Calls Bush On His Private Line, Continues To Never Call His Grandmother (Huffington Post)
Eric said...
Prince Who In A Can?
Albert? Sorry. Cheney Is
Waterboarding Him.
December 10th, 2007
Ray said...
Maya? Maya Who?
Maya Ministration Is
A Lame Duck Failure?
December 10th, 2007
Ray said...
Decider Here. Al?
Al Who? Gore? Oh. Is There An
Alcoholic Here?
December 10th, 2007
Ray said...
IP Freely Eh?
Hold on. Hey Condoleezza!
Hey! I.P. Freely!
December 10th, 2007
Salvatore said...
Heywood Jublowmee!
Big Guy In The Back! Cheney!
Heywood Jublowmee?
December 10th, 2007
John said...
Jacques Strap? Is He That
French Prezident Guy Who Came
Before Sharkcooties?
December 10th, 2007
space said...
You’re From Iceland, eh?
Not for long says Ozone Man.
Maybe Slurpieland.
December 10th, 2007
Portis said...
“Ahmed Adoodie.”
Bush: “Who? Ahmed? My old friend!
I Made A Doodie!”
December 10th, 2007